Really Awesome Wallpapers
Due to overwhelming demand lukewarm interest I'm not really sure why, I've decided to whip up some desktop wallpapers to help you ugly up your computers a little more. I also made versions for you hipster douchebags who like waving your dumb iPhones around everywhere. I hope these work, as I haven't exactly tested them out. If you notice anything wrong with them, beyond the fact that they're 100 percent guaranteed to prevent you from getting laid, please let me know and I will probably address the issue at some point when I'm not busy doing things that are much more enjoyable.
PC users: Right click and choose "Save As" to save.
Mac users: You're so smart, figure it out for yourself.